Just a few random snippets from the funfest that is life with a toddler.

- Be careful when your toddler manages to grab a toothpick and you instinctively say "give me that, you could put an eye out!", because in his excitement to show you that he knows just where his eye is, he will send the hand holding the aforemention toothpick hurtling straight for his eye, while chanting "eye? eye?".  (yes, I was fast enough to intercept the toothpick before it got there - the heck with martial arts, having a toddler develops your reflexes faster than anything!)

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