Poor Tyler, about two weeks ago he got some dairy in his food at daycare and had a bad reaction to it.  He ended up with bad diarrhea and a really bad rash on his butt.  Poor little guy looked like a boiled lobster down there.  He couldn't even sit comfortably.  That weekend, we were applying the butt paste very liberally, but every time I had to wipe his butt after a poop, he just screamed and screamed.  One time Kevin tried to distract him by running the ball popper.  That didn't work until it fell over and started blowing on Tyler's nether region.  He instantly stopped crying, eyes big with surprise, and then just started grinning like crazy!  It was